No, not that Patches. The other Patches. On this episode of THE STORY SONG PODCAST, we review Clarence Carter’s 1970 R&B hit, “Patches.” Find out why all songs about people named Patches can’t help being sad, see where this song fits into the Story Song Expanded Universe, and learn about farming as an after-school job option. We’re depending on you, son. So put down that shovel and listen to this episode of THE STORY SONG PODCAST. All the cool kids are doing it.